Beats Me

Many years ago I discussed with a renowned bookseller about the most peculiar occurrences at his store, but nothing he told me beats this from Maryland thanks to Sarah Weinman’s Twitter Feed –

The Maryland State Police arrested and charged a 34-year-old Pennsylvania man Monday evening for indecent exposure and disorderly conduct at the Barnes and Noble bookstore, in the Francis Scott Key mall.

At about 6:15 p.m., a trooper was dispatched to the Barnes and Noble for a report of a man masturbating and exposing his genitals in the store, a report stated.

When the trooper arrived, the suspect, later identified as Roger George Andras, of Gettysburg, Pa., attempted to walk by the trooper and leave, police stated.

Andras was ordered to stop but continued to walk away until the trooper took him into custody, police stated.

This world at times Beats Me....